Saturday, August 18, 2007

I Kid You Not...

when I was sitting in a Burger King in Oakwood, GA this afternoon. A woman stepped out of her SUV wearing an open-backed one-piece swimsuit and a pair of elastic-waisted shorts. She was a rather zoftig woman of, I would guess, around 220+ pounds. This is not what prompted me to write. What prompted me to write was the fact that, when she turned her back to me, I noticed a tattoo in the center of her back. It was, rather unfortunately, a tattoo of a Waffle House, complete with a sign. This image covered from the area approximately 4 inches from the waist band of her shorts to approximately 4 inches below the bottom of her shoulders. I think that this is one of the worst instances of white-trashiness that I have witnessed in person.

I put down my fries and left feeling as though I were going to lose what I had just finished eating.

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